Dear Mr. Trump,
In response to your call for more Norwegian immigrants:
We, 1852 Norwegians, respectfully decline.
Instead, we’ll pay for one American to move here.
Pay me to move to NorwayI am NorwegianWhy should you move to Norway?
1. There's no Trump
Although you might find suspicious traces of his hair.3.We have free, universal healthcare
No, seriously. It's a basic human right.4. We have free education
Again, basic human right.5. We have paid parental leave
Babies are cool, parents are cooler.6. Our nature is incredible
Fjords, waterfalls, mountains, lakes, valleys, islands, glaciers — need we go on? See google search.7. Everyone speaks English
When we feel like speaking anyhow. We’re a bit shy, but we’ll try to open up to an american!
We could go on here, because, you know – as Trump himself would say; Norway is SO great. Like the greatest and HUGE. The best country in the world. So many good things. Great people. 👌🏻
